Remember the time when you had to pick the petals off a daisy when deciding on whether or not to go out with somebody. Those were the days! Now you have an electronic gadget for the moments when you can’t make up your mind. It’s simple and comes in the form of a watch. Dubbed the New Decider Watch from Mr Jones, it not only tells time and performs all the normal functions of a wristwatch, it also displays a ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ on its face.
This will help the capricious watch-bearer to decide in moments of indecision – just answer according to the face of destiny in front of you. Beats throwing a coin and betting on the conventional heads or tails. The watch is available online for $149.