I thought there was something fishy about this David Hasselhoff drunk tape nonsense (shown below). It smelled like very clever publicity to me, though why anyone would want to be filmed drunk and slobbering over a Wendy’s cheeseburger and potentially hurt his relations with his family is a mystery.

But guess what? The Hoff has an autobiography coming out May 15! I’m sure it’s just a coincidence though. ;)

The title, by the way, is Don’t HassleThe Hoff. Jeez, it’s one thing for others to call you “The Hoff,” but calling yourself that?

The book has a lot of (supposedly) juicy details, including Hasselhoff’s revelation that he knows that Baywatch was a sexist show.